Conchobhar Turlach Shortstone

Man who dreams of being a sailor

Description:

XP 400
Male gnome bard 5
N Small humanoid (gnome)
Init 2; Senses low-light vision; Perception +7
DEFENSE
AC 16, touch 13, flat-footed 14 studded leather (
3 Armor, 2 Dex, +1 size)
hp 28 (5d8
5)
Fort +1, Ref +6, Will +4;
+2 vs. illusions
Defensive Abilities defensive
training
OFFENSE
Speed 20 feet
Melee sword cane* +4 (1d4)
Ranged shortbow +6 (1d4/×3)
Special Attacks bardic performance
9 rounds/day (countersong,
distraction, fascinate, inspire
courage +2), hatred
Gnome Spell-Like Abilities (CL
2nd; concentration +5)
1/day—dancing lights, ghost sound
(DC 14), prestidigitation, speak
with animals
Bard Spells Known (CL 2nd; concentration +5)
2nd (2/day)
1st (4/day)—cause fear (DC 15), cure light wounds, hideous
laughter (DC 15)
0 (at will)—daze (DC 14), flare (DC 14), know direction, light,
summon instrument
STATISTICS
Str 10, Dex 14, Con 10, Int 13, Wis 10, Cha 18
Base Atk +3; CMB +2; CMD 14
Feats Martial Weapon Proficiency (sword cane*), skill focus (Profession sailor), skill focus perform (sing)
Skills Acrobatics +7, Appraise +5, Climb +5, Perception +7,
Perform (sing) +15, Profession (gambler) +8, Profession (sailor) 11, Sleight of
Hand +7, Stealth +10
Languages Common, Gnome, Halfling, Sylvan
SQ bardic knowledge +1, gnome magic, versatile
performance (sing), inspire competence +2, lore master 1/day
Combat Gear oil of animate rope, wand of mirror image (11
charges); Other Gear shortbow with 12 arrows in wood
quiver, sword cane*, black silk gloves, bottle of musky
perfume worth 35 gp, fake eye patch, foppish clothing,
outrageously foppish purple hat, yellow silk handkerchief,
key to locker hidden down left boot; Locker (average lock,
Disable Device DC 25) elixir of love, 42 gp

  • See the Advanced Player’s Guide.
Bio:

Conchobhar Shortstone is a handsome, honey-tongued gnome who wears a foppish purple hat, an eye patch, and a white silk shirt, and carries a dandyish cane. His appearance is that of someone pretending to be a pirate, rather than a true buccaneer. Conchobhar is a professional gambler who made the mistake of drinking with the Wormwood’s crew one night and failed to notice
the cosh in a crew member’s hand until it was too late. Conchobhar is resigned to his fate but is
determined to make the most of it, as he’s always yearned for the sea anyway. One thing dominates Conchobhar’s thinking—himself.

Roger D. Bell was working on him on lookout duty, where he found the gnome to be facitious. Conchobhar expressed his annoyance that he didn’t get a chance to work with any of the women. Eventually he revealed that he finds Rosie Cusswell to be magnificent. Roger attempted to say that Rosie was a Wormwood plant, but that angered Conchobhar.

Shortstone was approached by the party and was encouraged to sing while Rosie was playing. With the urging of Roger, he was pushed ahead the last step he needed, and performed a stirring solo. The two bards performed a duet and Rosie expressed her approval of him, leading Conchobhar to approve of the party.

When the party was to raid the Man’s Promise, he joined them and helped them take the wheel.

Conchobhar Turlach Shortstone

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